Rearranging Words Game
2006-09-29 | Source: a user like you

Check out the new words you can make from some of these words and how they relate to the original words:astronomer: moon starerthe eyes: they seeth...

Real Excuse Notes from Parents on Why Their Children Were Absent
2006-05-31 | Source: a user like you

The following is a collection of actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling) from the Office of Educational Assessment at the University ...

one eyed blonde Joke
2006-05-30 | Source: a user like you

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''...

Irish Drinking Dare
2006-05-28 | Source: funnyhub

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'l...

Unfortunate Sports Names
2006-05-24 | Source: funnyhub

10. Toby Oshitola: Soccer player (striker) for Barnet (UK). 9. Jack Glasscock: Shortstop and second baseman for Cleveland, 1879-95. 8. Harry Co...

Migraine Headaches
2006-05-21 | Source: funnyhub

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patie...

No Viagra Necessary
2006-05-17 | Source: funnyhub

An embarrassed man goes to see his doctor after several frustrating nights with his wife. “I have a sexual problem, doc, I can’t get it up for my ...

Strangers on a Train
2006-05-14 | Source: funnyhub

Two strangers, a man and a woman, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and ...

Baby Powder Trick
2006-05-10 | Source: funnyhub

A married man goes out for a pack of cigarettes one night, and, since the store was closed and the next closest place open was a bar, he decides to...

Man With an Earring
2006-05-07 | Source: funnyhub

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow...

A Nostalgic Encounter
2006-05-03 | Source: funnyhub

Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, wh...

Freudian Slips
2006-04-30 | Source: funnyhub

“I’ve been making a lot of Freudian slips lately,� a man says casually to his friend.“Like what?� asks his buddy.“Well, last week I ask...

Tough Golf Hole
2006-04-26 | Source: funnyhub

A guy and his wife are out golfing one day when they come up to the hardest hole on the course; it goes way downhill and you can’t quite see wher...

Everything I Need
2006-04-23 | Source: funnyhub

A married couple is driving down the interstate at 55 mph with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know ...

DNA Tests Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.Client: Well, give me the bad news first.Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it ...

Popes And Lawyers Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Popes And LawyersOnce a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven. So God came and said, 'Follow me and I will give you your rooms.'So they bo...

A blonde and a brunette Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde wasvery stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter.The blonde proceeded to tell her ...

There was three blondes.......... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they put the flag po...

A blonde decided to....... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend blonde friend ...

not very smart......not at all Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime...