12 days of christmas Joke
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Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"12 pack of Bud11 rasslin tickets10 Copenhagen9 years probation8 table dancers7 pack of Redm...

A Redneck's Letter to His Mother Joke
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Dear Mull,I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I too...

Redneck Logic Joke
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Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the coun...

Personal Hygiene for Rednecks Joke
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# Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.# If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.# Whil...

How do you Circumcise a redneck Joke
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How do you Circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin....

Back woods of Arkansas Joke
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In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delive...

red neck on the jury Joke
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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he ...

A driving application Joke
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Redneck Driver's ApplicationPlez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name:[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue[_] Billy-Joe [_...

Never Go Hunting with a Redneck Joke
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Two men from West Virginia went hunting. They were named Billy and Jimmy. Billy said to Jimmy, "Shoot at any deer that moves."They both w...

Driving Etiquette for Rednecks Joke
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# Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.# When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle ...

You Know You're a Redneck When..... Joke
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You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same treeYou can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.Your property has be...

Definitions of Canadian Redneck Joke
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Definitions of Canadian Redneck (ca'na'dian'-red'neck'),n.1. Disparaging Canadian, mainly found in the Canadian provinces of Alberta, Saskatchewan ...

Deers Joke
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Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pickemup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey," s...

A redneck gets shot Joke
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At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him."Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good tim...

The Redneck at the Whorehouse Joke
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A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The r...

Winders '98 Joke
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have...

MARTHA STEWART'S *TIPS FOR REDNECKS * Joke
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GENERAL1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3. It's considered tacky to take a co...

Family Reunion Joke
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Family ReunionYou know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend....

A redneck oil change Joke
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The Redneck Oil Change Checklist1. Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scen...

Lunch Time Joke
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An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said,...