DNA Tests Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.Client: Well, give me the bad news first.Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it ...

ON THE MENU Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese men, all sat there masturbating violently."What the hell do yo...

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest ...

CATCHING OUT THE BARMAN Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?"The guy answers, "A scotch, please."The bartender hands him t...

WISHING THE DAYS AWAY Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of ...

EQUAL RIGHTS Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

Two guys are sat at the bar. The first one says, "My wife should be on the plane now.""Sounds nice" the other replied, "Wh...

THE TWO-BIT WHORE Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you,...

FALSE ECONOMY Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer."Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent.""One penny?!" e...

CHAT UP LINE Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and asks, "Do you want to play magic?""What's that?" she replies.Grinning a little, he contin...

A ROLL OF QUARTERS Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attr...

A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR... OUCH! Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign ...

ONE SUNNY DAY IN IRELAND Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over t...

WORDPLAY Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

There's three dogs, a Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog all sat in a bar having a quiet drink when a great-looking female Collie strolls in. She ...

JUST HAVING A QUIET SMOKE Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar and lit up a cigar. As he...

DRUNK DRIVING Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble ...

SO CORNY IT HURTS! Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?""I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, look...

FIRE ENGINE Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.Immediately, the drunk start...

THREE ENGLISHMEN... Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

These three English guys are out drinking one night and decide that they want to have a fight. They stagger from pub to pub looking for a likely vi...

THE DRINKS ARE ON ME Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you're at it, have one you...

two beers Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man walks into a bar, orders the bartender for two beers. He continues this for several nights and the bartender got a bit curious. The bartender...