At The Vet Joke
2000-11-16 | Source: a user like you

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down ...

Cross-Eyed Dog Joke
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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said t...

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ? Joke
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Use a cowculator !...

Camel Questions Joke
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The little camel went to his mother and asked, "Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?" She looked on him lovingly and replied, &qu...

Why did the foal cough ? Joke
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Because he was a little horse !...

A snake's new glasses Joke
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A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of ...

Why do cows like being told jokes ? Joke
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Because they like being amoosed !...

Tame The Lion Joke
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A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience and the man s...

What game do cows play at parties ? Joke
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Moosical chairs !...

How can you tell if there's been a hippo in your fridge? Joke
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He leaves his initials in the butter...

How did the beaver get online? Joke
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He logged on!...

Why do zebras like old movies? Joke
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Because they're in black and white!...

What do you give a sick pig ? Joke
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Oinkment !...

What do cows like to dance to ? Joke
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Any kind of moosic you like !...

Why did the pig go to the casino ? Joke
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To play the slop machine !...

What is a pigs favorite ballet ? Joke
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Swine Lake...

Men went fishing Joke
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Two Morons rent a rowboat, row out a way, throw their lines in and try fishing. Nothing happens. One fellow says to the other, we have to row out a...

What do you call a crate of ducks ? Joke
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A box of quackers !...

Why did the ram fall over the cliff ? Joke
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He didn't see the ewe turn !...

What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Joke
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Cold cream !or, Ice Milk and Ice Cream!...